Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009

Angry Houdini-Pirate

As a man is about to cum while doing a girl doggie style, the man pulls out and spits on her back, fooling her that he has jizzed on her back. When she turns around, the man gets her in the eye. When doing this, she will grunt in disapproval or anger, Then he kicks her in the shin. The girl will then limp around like a pirate with on eye closed

"Did you hear what Scotty did last night? He gave Brianna an Angry Houdini-Pirate!"

by broskiparty May 15, 2009

angry bearded pirate

The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!

(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)

girl: WTF?

(smother hair on face)

girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)

girl: arrgghaaow!

You: AH angry bearded pirate!

by 12432425 April 22, 2009

Angry Bitch Pirate

When a girl is giving a guy head while he's standing up, he cums in her mouth and she spits it in his eye. He will let out a grunt after which the girl kicks him in his shin giving him a "peg leg" and watches him hop around like a pirate.

"Last night after I gave Jerry head I gave him an angry bitch pirate and spit that shit in his eye."

by Muttwilliams June 10, 2008

Angry one-eyed pirate

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

angry white dragon pirate

when you pull the white dragon on a girl(or male) with half your load then proceed to pull the angry pirate with the other half.

man this bitch was pissing me off so i pulled the angry white dragon pirate on her then took a pic and sent it out to all her friends.

by tadme January 9, 2009

AngryPIRATE

Best Cod player in the world. He shits on you on madden,cod,minecraft and even royal high on roblox. He is a god at minecraft and he is better the technoblade

AngryPIRATE is a god at all games hes just to good for you

by Colton larson March 19, 2021