by MR.C.B November 28, 2017

Biggest Simp in the WORLD! The type of person to ditch the boys! THE DUCKING BOYS!!! For a girl. Also has a big chode!
by RickAndMortyFan202 February 27, 2020

by Daaaad September 15, 2020

The flattest, most rude person on the planet.
by Nuoc Mames March 12, 2014

Elmer is a pillar of the community because he is a town elder who would ‘give you the shirt off his back’ if you needed one even though you might feel obligated to suck his big dick in appreciation. He is really sociopathic and arrogant too because he thinks he is immune from prosecution because his membership in the Masonic Lodge makes that so.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.
by anonymous December 10, 2023

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue
The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart
by frogqweef July 16, 2024

Always there for their friends can be a heart breaker and not realize it. You tend to fall for him even though he has his eyes on someone else. Your lucky to have an Elmer in your life.
by Ddwai December 27, 2021
