Amsterdam

a place where Louis Tomlinson went to without Harry Styles

Louis: i went to amsterdam without you all i could do was think about you
fans: but you went to amsterdam with eleanor

louis: exsactly

by harrysdeodorant February 17, 2021

Amsterdam Braiser

noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.

• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.

by Evil Chef September 16, 2025

dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.

Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.

by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023

dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.

Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.

by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023

Amsterdam Sundae

When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it

“Proper lads weekend, I got so baked I ended up getting an Amsterdam sundae!”

by Silver haze November 19, 2017

Amsterdam

Amsterdam is a city in the Netherlands (which is it's capital), Also known as the city of weed.

Person 1 : I'm gonna go to Amsterdam
Person 2 : The city of weed?

by oli!! May 28, 2024

Amsterdam Armageddon

A desperation insult to solve racism

Ya fuckin' Amsterdam Armageddon

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022