The most beautiful girl I know. My love. I love her more than anything in the world. She's so loveable. If you see her and hate her, go die in a pit. I can't and won't let her be hurt. She's always there for me and would stick up for me. Alison is a beautiful girl and I love her.
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Get the Alitalia mug.That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.
Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.
Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.
Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.
Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...
Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...
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Get the Moose-alicous mug.The most wonderful woman on the planet. She is the love of my life. She has the most wonderful smile, big hazel eyes, and beautiful cheaks. The most sexy girl ever. The woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.
"Wow, is that Alison?" Chad questioned. "Heck yah that's Alison, you betta recognize." Drago stated.
"What are you doing tonight"? Chevy asked. "I'm playing with Alison's checkers" Chaz replied. "Sweet!" Chevy exclaimed.
"I have a massive heart-on" Peter professed. "Well then, looks like you need Alison" said Cipro.
"What are you doing tonight"? Chevy asked. "I'm playing with Alison's checkers" Chaz replied. "Sweet!" Chevy exclaimed.
"I have a massive heart-on" Peter professed. "Well then, looks like you need Alison" said Cipro.
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