by 70457 Digital Breeish December 9, 2010
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Alvin was feeling tense, Robert suggested that he go meet Jodi for a good old Albuquerque Handshake to help relieve some stress.
by JLthaKing October 20, 2020
Get the Albuquerque Handshake mug.The act of utilizing an inside-out, recently used condom to hit the face of another with a forceful motion in order to produce a 'slapping' sound.
by Faux Shizzle August 11, 2010
Get the Albuquerque Geoduck mug.In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.
Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.
by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009
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by Roylee Luna October 11, 2008
Get the Albuquerque Appetizer mug.The sexual act in which you engage in anal sex with your partner, where she then proceeds to simultaneously take a shit.
Last night I was fuckin your mom and totally ended up getting an Albuquerque Hedgehog out of it. It wasn't quite like your girlfriend and her Alabama Hotpocket, but it works.
by Zushi sushi 5 March 5, 2011
Get the Albuquerque Hedgehog mug.While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?
Yo Steve, it's me Larry.
What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
by Gorgon August 25, 2013
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