Alberto Mudslide

Alberto Mudslide defines a type of feces. It is thick and sticky.

When you take a shit and you have to wipe 10 times because it is so thick and sticky you have a bad case of the Alberto Mudslides.

by Erik Dye December 14, 2005

Alberto Sanchez

International rock singer/songwritter Alberto Sanchez is already breaking out as a piano playing teen at 14. The teenager, grandson of Robert Sanchez, signed his first contract as a solo artist in 2004 at a mere 13 with Epic International. His debut LP was produced by Adam Levine and saw help by Tim Mitchell (Mandy Moore, Shakira, Shalim, Martin Ricca), Shakira, Benji Madden and even The Matrix (Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Tyler Hilton).

International rock performer Alberto is a role model for everday teenagers.

by Lauren Cross July 20, 2008

Alberto Del Rio

A Mexican born professional wrestler currently working for the WWE company on Friday Night Smackdown. He beat Rey Mysterio in his debut match and continued to attack him in another Raw episode causing The Ultimate Underdog Rey Mysterio to be out of action for about a month. Alberto Del Rio is also known for having his own personal ring announcer to introduce him.

John Cena: Hey Hunter did you hear about Alber.. ro.. what's him name again?

HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.

Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!

by BigBossSnake October 2, 2010

Alberto Escamilla

Male of hispanic decent. Is funny relaxed and likes to get attention and is good with females and gets lots of attention from them. He is also one of craziest dumbass people you will ever met probably watches way to much tv and still has a smart creative mind. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. He is also very athletic and picks up sports easly and will use this ability to do the stupidest things imaginable . He is not only a loyal boyfriend but also a loyal friend if you cross his friends he will see you see to that you or your friends get punished for it so make sure never to cross him or his friend(he will hunt down anybody and every body and hurts his friends in away they remember physically and emotianally) but will make a great friend and someone you will never forget .

guy1: shit that dudes crazy
guy2:Thats Alberto Escamilla

by theanonymous! October 31, 2017

Alberto Lopez

Adj, Often used to describe a person.

Person coul be any of these traits. Ignorant, Stupid, Athiest, Annoying, unliked by all, broke, teenage Virgin, wears femal apparel, has a pube chin, small dick, and a bitch nigga bitch.

You're such an Alberto Lopez man!

by imceni June 9, 2014

alberto pito

A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.

Omg, Lilly has one fine Alberto Pito!!

by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban January 19, 2018

alberto ruiz

Alberto ruiz jr also reffered as mexican or a (beiner). Is a dude who will do nothing for u. Also, doesnt give a shit about nothing. This fool is funny and a little sensitive. He's always on drugs and always getting kicked out of his home.

Bruh he acting like if he was alberto ruiz

by Fuck boi berto September 6, 2016