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spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job
My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.
by crimlaw September 22, 2016
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Redneck Alarm clock

Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.
He was so drunk last night that he turned on his Redneck Alarm clock.
by Donavan Murdoc July 15, 2009
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Golden Alarm Clock

This act can only occur when your lover or friend sleeps with thier mouth open. The person performing the loving golden alarm clock then procedes to urinate in thier lover/friend/random pick up's from the night before mouth. Good Morning!
"Sally Sue had a huge hangover and wouldn't wake up- so I gave her a golden alarm clock.... she won't be comming back from the bars with me ever again."
by Michelle Tanner September 4, 2006
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Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.
Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.
by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011
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Dutch Oven Alarm Clock

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.
Greg dutch oven alarm clocked Shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.
by teeny peeny September 1, 2009
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Swedish Alarm Clock

When a girl wakes up her man by sucking his dick.
"How was your birthday?"
"Awesome! Started by waking up to the Swedish Alarm Clock!"
by downtownphxguy May 13, 2015
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Speed alarm clock

The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.
Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
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