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alanize

To be forwarded a menial task by a lazy person who's more than capable of doing it themselves. Tends to happen when you’re not available or your attention distracted elsewhere and usually results in you getting bollicked by your boss or the person the task was to be completed for.
I went for a shite and when I got back to my desk the ginger fucker had alanized me and there was a furious customer on the phone.
by Apollo Suckport October 26, 2007
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Alanitus

1) famous dictator in 300 B.C. that led the Swag Revolution in the underskirts of Africa against the Bloods that resulted in ending slavery and the later assassination of that one chick from that one movie.

2) common STD, though uncommonly admitted, where one's urine comes out in a pink, milky jet-stream followed by a raging headache and the urge to #Twerk like Adalia Rose. In rare occurences the testes take shape of a bleached raisin.
1) "Alanitus began to neuter all the African children with spoons in hopes that they would one day become allies against the Bloods."

2) Alan- "Dude, I wanna twerk so bad... and my pee has been spewing out like expired pink lemonade lately"

Bree- "Sounds like alanitus... I caught that back when I was in jail for teabagging that paralyzed midget. You should see a doctor"
by BigBootyBree April 1, 2013
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alanique

Alanique is a smart person and is most likely to get all A's. However she can be a little talkative and plays a lot but gets all of her work and homework done. She always gets the honor roll. And she is ready to fight anyone who messes with her. But she is a loving and kind and smart person. She is also pretty
Alanique got all A's in her math class
by Princessneeky11 December 12, 2019
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Alaric

Alaric is cute and stupid, he loves to play and he does not want to bet bored. He is a good and a thoughtful person. Alaric from the greek word of aric means smart and full adventure. He is loving and caring but sometimes he is insensitive.
Who is alaric
by shibong June 7, 2021
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Angela AlanizMarceca

Has the key belief that she is 'top shit'. Also has the 'cool' belief. Although only dates hispanics, she will evidently be opening her options soon enough.
Person 1: Angela AlanizMarceca , why are you believing that you have the cool?
Person 2: I am widening my options of only dating hispanics
by Gerald Corsbey May 28, 2019
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avanic

yooo look at avanic, aren’t they the sexiest person ever?!
by avanicalves January 19, 2021
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Alani

Alani is a baddy once by get to know her u would never want to leave her as a friend or a boyfriend she is loyal and kind well at least the first time u meet her after that she is absolutely crazy she is funny ,sexy,stylish and loves hanging out with her group of friends Shelsea,Savannah those are her best friends .
Guy,damn I want that Alani
Other guy ,damn me too
by Gotyourneck March 11, 2019
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