Ahmed

A man with a handsome face and pure white Arabian skin, legends say that at the 15th of October 2020 he will become a vampire and rule the Galaxy by summoning demonic unicorns and ruining the human race, and most importantly he'll kill Donald trump

Person 1: did you hear about the legend of Ahmed?
Person 2: yeah, he might be our savior, except for the fact he'll kill us all x(

by Fntmred1742 December 2, 2016

Ahmed

A peng beast with a penis the size of jupiter

I wish my penis is as big as ahmeds

by JEBAAX February 5, 2019

ahmed

Common Muslim name for males. Comes from a nickname for the Prophet Muhammad and means "praised one" in Arabic.

Also spelled Ahmad.

Starkecia: Yo dawg u hear about that fine boy Ahmed? He just owned us on that last bio test.

Charles Everton III: Fo shizzity?

by john_d May 10, 2005

Ahmed

Punctuation king

Ahmed is the punctuation king

by The punctuation king November 13, 2021

Ahmed

Ahmed is the best boyfriend/person in this world.. You’re so lucky if you have an ahmed in your life because he goes milesss for the people he loves . He’s smart, funny and hotttt!!

1: wow you have an ahmed in your life! you’re so lucky
2: yea i know

by Best woman alive (R) March 22, 2021

Ahmed Ali Effect

When you're acting retarded and you know you're acting retarded but you don't do anything about it, it is called the ahmed ali effect.

Yo i think my man had the ahmed ali effect

by SodaaGroup May 21, 2019

Ahmed Timol Secondary

A place of mental torture that likes to steal.

We all hate Ahmed Timol Secondary school.

by SELFPROMO November 22, 2021