by Jaybaly June 23, 2016
Get the yonks agomug. I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...
Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
Get the 2000 years agomug. .
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Get the 《¤》Twenty《¤》Five《¤》Centuries《¤》Ago《¤》tweUnty《¤》fiUve《¤》centUuries《¤》aGo《¤》twentY《¤》fivE《¤》agO《¤》mug. by mongoloid7599 October 28, 2021
Get the agoemug. Describes a mythical age, where a plague didn't ravage the world, the Internet and news weren't full of nutters, no one was setting the planet on fire for stupid, ugly, JPEGs, and everything made sense (circa: before 2016).
by tariqk March 7, 2022
Get the 10,000 years agomug. Charismatic dude who can pull any girl basically, his skills of seduction are unmatched. Very intelligent, and relatable, has many friends. Many guys fear him, as he might steal their girl and after they’ve seen what he carries around in his pants, they won’t return either…
by travoktas12 November 21, 2021
Get the Agomug. <.7.9.7.6.>For Keeping Me In The Loop Wiht Name I DoNot Want TO Know About, You Are Agoing TO Know Soemthing ABout Angel jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna><.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>For Keeping Me In The Loop Wiht Name I DoNot Want TO Know About, You Are Agoing TO Know Soemthing ABout Angel jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna><.7.9.7.6.>mug.