A person who is on the fence with their religious beliefs or in other words, "sitting on the cross". Undecided whether or not to jump off and help Jesus or fall backwards into oblivion.
by MahNachos December 18, 2017
Get the agnosticmug. The same thing as an atheist, but both hate each other because they think that the other is intellectually dishonest.
Do you believe in god?
Agnostic: I don't know... I don't believe the bible is literal. The people who wrote it made some glaring mistakes and got some pretty simple facts wrong, but there's still a chance they got the god thing right.
Atheist: No... there is no god. Religion was obviously a means to control flocks of stupid people, then Christians invented attrition, so now people who believed in religion were smart because they didn't get their necks slashed for not believing in god.
Agnostic: I don't know... I don't believe the bible is literal. The people who wrote it made some glaring mistakes and got some pretty simple facts wrong, but there's still a chance they got the god thing right.
Atheist: No... there is no god. Religion was obviously a means to control flocks of stupid people, then Christians invented attrition, so now people who believed in religion were smart because they didn't get their necks slashed for not believing in god.
by joseffritzel January 27, 2012
Get the agnosticmug. by Rappin' Phil September 5, 2008
Get the agnosticmug. by skyweeder October 10, 2009
Get the agnosticmug. I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.
by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005
Get the agnosticmug. Colbert: "are you an atheist?"
Ehrman: "no, I'm an agnostic"
Colbert: "Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"
Ehrman: "no, I'm an agnostic"
Colbert: "Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"
by bigbadbrian December 17, 2008
Get the agnosticmug. by Brian L. April 10, 2006
Get the agnosticmug.