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Alien Abduction

The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?

Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
by Tempted December 4, 2007
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Spontaneous Affection!

The art of surprising your loved one by randomly telling them that you love them.. need them... miss them. Often said in the middle of conversations that are totally unrelated.
Lover 1 - So I went to the beach today...
Lover 2 - Oh god I Love you!
Lover 1 - Aw wow!! What was that for?
Lover 2 - Just.... Spontaneous Affection! ... I really missed you today..
by Sweet Nat February 25, 2006
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Auctionpay

Noun; Company that exists purely to make money of non-profit organizations and the less fortunate individuals they service.
Guy A: Hey look, a homeless guy.
Guy B: Lets steal his shopping cart and sell everything in it.
Guy A: Wow, you must work for Auctionpay
by Friends September 7, 2005
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Private Display Of Affection

1.Non-sexual yet highly affectionate behavior exchanged by couples when alone often involves unusual positions improvised to create as much contact as is possible while still remaining practical for the activity taking place.

2.The only environment in which to see WASPs engage in male to female contact other than holding hands.

3.The often overly affectionate way that girls like to cuddle with/on their boyfriends when together, alone, and feeling cutesy.

Also known as PriD.A (Pree-dee-ay)
Jay: "I think Cindy has been cheating on me man."
Fred: "Why is that?"
Jay: "Well her phone is busy at late hours of the night and she wont give me any Pri.D.A"

Sammy:"It's that time of the month and Shayna is PMSing so I have to spend 6 hours with her PriD.A'ing on my lap to keep her quiet."
Mike:"That sucks dude."

Frank and I had some great PriD.A. last night while watching a movie in the basement.

Mrs. Mason never gives her husband so much as a peck on the cheeck in public, but I walked in on them in the middle of a Private Display of Affection last week in the clubhouse kitchen.
by AnagramForOrgies March 17, 2009
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afunctional

Derived from dysfunctional. Same sense of meaning as apathethic compares to passionate.

Usually the emphasis is on the first syllable "A" as in a-functional.

It means that instead of actually being able to do something, even dysfunctionally, one is not able to do anything, usually not for want of trying. Usage expresses some angst.
I woke up today with a cold and have just been afunctional.

After i bombed the midterm, i've been afunctional in that class.
by mrdog December 31, 2005
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Affectionately Huggy

"she is really affectionately huggy"
by The_Unmasked October 23, 2020
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abduction

person 1: did you hear about the abductions happening here?
person 2: you mean the 10+ surprise adoptions? yeah.
by finnishdog July 20, 2019
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