DUAL Affect

The act of passing a massive turd and ejaculating from masterbation at the same time

Tony Phillip had experienced the dual affect while sitting on his couch watching Barney and Friends. (not the ideal place for a dual affect to take place.)

by Mittler Brothers January 17, 2010

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Beanie Affect

When a girl/guy wears a beanie that makes them look hot but when they take it off they look plain

Guy/Girl 1: OMG Y/N looks Sooooo hot right now
Friend: Dude since when have you liked Y/N
Guy/Girl: I don't know since Y/N looked like that

Friend: You have the beanie affect
Guy/Girl: no

Friend: yes

Guy/Girl: yes

by Donut_Girl June 16, 2015

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misplaced affection

instead of hugging or kissing someone goodbye- you give them a stern punch to the chest. Also may include a arm bite while spooning

Kimmie was saying goodbye to Daniel, and instead of hugging him goodbye she punched him in the chest... smiled and walked away- clear sign of misplaced affection

by notyobish January 12, 2012

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Mussolini Affect

Acting like a stubborn asshole when you have power then bitching out last minute once you lose it.

Joe:"Wasn't john bullying jack all the time."
Bill:"Once jack started fighting back John stopped."
Joe:"Probably the Mussolini affect kicking in."

by Not Mussolini November 20, 2013

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alternative affection

Less-common but equally-loving gestures to express warm feelings for someone, such as a leg-hug or giving him a back-rub wif yer soles and/or scratching his back wif yer toe-nails.

A few other somewhat-loopy but totally-satisfying alternative affection gestures would be an over-da-shoulder high-five (where ya both stand wif your backs together and reach yer hands back over yer shoulders to slap palms wif each other), toe-hugs (where ya flex yer toes downwards to hug da other person's toes), and toe-hugging his pinkie by nestling his finger underneath yer toes and then curling yer toes tightly around his finger. These latter two gestures are especially heavenly for a dude wif a foot-fetish, and will often produce a massive hard-on that you can then either blow or "ride" immediately.

by QuacksO August 04, 2018

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