Definitions by Professor_fuzzy_pants

affectitties 

Breast implants. Affectitties is a portmanteau of "affectation" and "titties."

"What's up with Jen's British accent and boobs?"
"They're both fake. The accent is an affectation and the breasts are affectitties."

affectitties by Professor_fuzzy_pants October 9, 2016