Abraham Stinkler

When the President is giving a speech and farts.

Did you catch the inaugural speech? If you turn up your volume, you can hear him rip an Abraham Stinkler right when he was sworn in.

by trendy67 May 16, 2022

Abraham Yankin

The act of shaking hands with an erect penis between the hands.

Got a great Abraham Yankin last night!

by noturmom10007 June 30, 2023

Daniel Abrahams

A really cool guy, with lots of friends. Has a hobby of making websites, and a particular hate of 'Meat-Free Monday'.

Person 1: Who is that guy?!
Person 2: Oh, he's such a Daniel Abrahams

by moniquelasleek June 25, 2017

abraham lincoln

When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.

awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!

by andrewdavizzle August 31, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

a raging asshole

Dude #1: "Dude! My girlfriend cheated on me with Abraham Lincoln. "
Dude #2: "Ugh I hate it when girls fall for guys like that."

by Bigypsy September 7, 2016

Abraham Lincoln

(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.

dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS April 19, 2006

The Abraham Lincoln

The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.

That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

by The big Ian May 28, 2006