goose

To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.

Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.

by g00s3 March 13, 2009

goose

Someone who is silly; or did something silly.

Person 1: Today I accidentally called my teacher Mom.
Person 2: lol you goose!

by aura c. May 28, 2007

goose

Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.

“omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’

by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019

Goose

A goose that can steal literally ANY object that you are holding and you can't kill him.

Guy 1: Hey there, Guy 2! How is your day today?

Guy 2: Terrible. That damn goose stole my sandwich and threw it in the fucking water! He didn't even eat it!

by AlienMan33 November 27, 2019

Goose

An angry bird that attacks people because it can

Bob: I got attacked by a Goose

Jhon: I know right? They are such jerks

by Glitchy_bubbles March 30, 2021

goose

a fucking disgrace

fuck this goose

by ducklett July 12, 2021

Goose

A very annoying thing

(_*_)>
Its a goose!

by LAUGH HARDER May 7, 2020