A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011
Get the Ferret Face Wagnerismmug. Winning at life rn
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
No mom, that wasn't a BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12, that was William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner.
by Gorrilla vs Kong October 16, 2021
Get the William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagnermug. 
a school full of fakes and ghetto people, as well as teachers and staff who refuse to protect students and their right of safety
by Hotcumrag October 14, 2018
Get the Wagnermug. (Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again
Tyler- Yo this girl from beach and i met at the water park and hung out and ended up going to her house at the crack of don while her whole family is in the living room watching tv in the other room while u and this hot ass chick are going to her room and yall just fucking outragesly causing the room to shake meanwhile after u have dinner with that bitches family while u give her a kiss goodbye and move to mexico and never speak to that hoe again.
Willy dickle- Damn might need to shizle wagner this girl i met at the beach
(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again
Willy dickle- Damn might need to shizle wagner this girl i met at the beach
(Shnizle Wagner)- A rare used words to describe that u just fucked someone for a good amount of time then had dinner with their family and never spoke to the person u just banged and never ever again
by nickyperms June 11, 2022
Get the Shnizle Wagnermug.