A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
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Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
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Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
No mom, that wasn't a BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12, that was William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner.
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Get the gary motherfuckin wagner mug.an American left-wing news and opinion television program hosted by Alex Wagner. It premiered on MSNBC on August 16, 2022, and airs on Tuesdays through Fridays as a substitute for The Rachel Maddow Show (which, since May 2022, has only aired on Monday nights).
The series premiere of Alex Wagner Tonight—which featured guests Mark Leibovich, Adam Kinzinger, and Joyce Vance, as well as coverage of Wyoming's Republican primary—was seen by around 2 million viewers.8
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