Craig

Craig, (also known as craigory)- a person with the biggest, most ginormous penis ever

Man Craig has such a big dick, I wish I was him.

by rat prostitute February 5, 2023

The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

Craig

The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual

Craig: Looks for something in bookbag
Students: Everyone RUNNNNN!!!!

by Keyaun December 1, 2022

Craig

Craig

Craig

by Goatman69bro January 15, 2022

Craig

Craig

When I'm not around boys be talking Craig...

by JesSea J December 14, 2021

Craig

Occasionally a wizard, sometimes a talk show host.

“That guy is such a Slap Craig”

by werdna313 June 14, 2022

Craig

Adjective: A man usually with long sideburns, broad shoulders and a powerful walk!

"That guy is well Craig-like! Look at his side-burns!"

by xweirdsciencex March 9, 2009