Duh, Big Red Truck!!

To poke fun at someone for stating something outright obvious

Situation: Person putting his hand on a hot stove burner after being told that it was hot...

1: Hey man, don't touch the stove, it's hot.
2: Crap that's hot!!
1: Duh, Big Red Truck!!

by ~t October 6, 2004

Big Red Reset Switch

The main power switch, often on computer equipment but applicable to any piece of equipment. Used to stop the system when all other control inputs have failed, often because of a system crash or lockup.

Tech 1: "Buggeration, we have the Blue Screen Of Death yet again !"

Tech 2: "Shit. Give me a sec, I shall apply my digital extremity to the Big Red Reset Switch"

<Click>

<Click>

Tech 1: "Ok, it's rebooting now".

by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

clifford the big red dong

You are getting a hand job and a female begins to tug too hard, then goes on by indian rugburning your cock. Then you bring your dog in and he licks your nutties/gooch and you finish...then steal the dog.

Dude i got clifford the big red donged last night, my dick hurt so much but i got a new poodle.

by m mcdaddy July 20, 2008

Big Red Machine (Kane)

Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.

Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.

A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.

Setting Jr on Fire

Putting Jumper Cables on Shanes Balls

by Glenn Jacobs September 9, 2004

Noah Lynch (Big Red)

Fat cunt

Shut the fuck up Noah lynch (Big Red)

by Adam Ahern July 17, 2023

Clifford the big red dog

A stupid ass dog that can talk

Clifford the big red dog that is stupid:Meg can we watch family Guy pls?!Meg:No!!!This is a kid show!Clifford the big red dog that is stupid:oh...I thought is was a your human body is a chew toy show.?!Curtains close

by Brown skin beauty July 13, 2020

Duh! Big Red Truck

This is the term used when someone does not get out of the way of a fire truck in route to a call.

A firefighter is driving to the scene of a fire. The person in front of him does not move when seeing the lights and hearing the siren. As you pass the driver of the vehicle looks to you as if there is something wrong. You look back and say Duh! BIG RED TRUCK

by zattica January 8, 2007