October 26

National bad haircut day. If you have a bad haircut this is the day for you.

Person 1: Wow your haircut is trash
Person 2: I know it’s October 26,!national bad haircut day so my haircut is awful

Person 3: Yessir

by David is trash October 26, 2019

October 26

Put a finger in your girlfriends butthole day.

Her: eeyyyyy what are ya doin????
Him: Nothing, its october 26. I can put my finger in your asshole hehe

by MoaOLOF October 25, 2019

October 26

On October 26 is a day to have sex when ever with how ever and the whole day is no homo and not incest.

Let’s have sex ( their name ) today because it is October 26

by Plz add this👍 October 18, 2019

October 26

international sub to captain shire day

its international on October 26 oh yeah yeah

by great supine inprotoplasmic October 25, 2019

October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

October 26

National get your hair stuck in a bun and have to cut it really short day

Rachel-wow your hair looks super short!
Milky-What did you expect? It’s October 26

by Animal_crackers October 27, 2019

October 26

National flash a titty for a pizza boy day

It’s October 26th time to flash a titty

by Loubigd October 26, 2020