April 13th

National shut the fuck up day

Oh it's April 13th, you know what that means.

by jdjsnffjdkdnnfsk April 12, 2021

June 13th

If you were born in this day your honest and yet outgoing

Did you hear Ava was born on June 13th? She’s extroverted but she never lies.

by Bignosetiktoker November 1, 2019

April 13th

On April 13th, after grabbing booty and the 6 inch, stop with these stupid national holidays.

Today is April 13th! Oh yes that's when all this bullshit ends.

by McThicc69 May 25, 2018

april 13th

the most amazing person in the worlds b-day... especially if their name starts with an f or ends with an e

person 1: omg it’s april 13th today!!
person 2: oMg ReAlLy!!?¿
person 1: yea, I sure hope f******** like the present I got her!

by issa sEcReT October 28, 2019

October 13th

National SIMP day

It’s October 13th

by Lxxlee September 20, 2021

November 13th

If your Born on november 13th then you are the best person ever! Pepole Born on november 13th are funny,loyal,Nice,cute and a little bit of a bad bitch !

He is so cool! He is the best person i’ve ever met! His birthday must be on november 13th

by Happylasagnakid November 2, 2019

September 13th

September 13th, the birthday of king vamp. The greatest person to ever touch a microphone. It is an honor to live on the same planet with Playboi Carti

“I bet you can’t guess who’s birthday it is on September 13th” “who?” “Playboi carti!”

by vermigerous September 7, 2021