Womble

A cult started by two people where the womble is the Christ when you have achieved womble you shall be given a deflated balloon known as a wombledon. When a time machine is invented you must travel 30,000 years forward in time and then wombus will be a great religion.

“Womble it’s jason Bourne”

by Biggusdickus September 12, 2019

Wombly Combly

A way to say "very good", or sometimes "good job" in an obviously fake British accent.

"Very good move, my old chap, wombly combly."
"Wombly combly.

by Ironic_HeCouldSaveOthersBut420 July 26, 2021

Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.

You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023

Wombled

Two grown men dressed as wombled of Wimbledon common taking turns fucking someone

Clint was found wombled on the common his arse was in tatters

by Damdaw August 22, 2024

Alex Wimble Womble

Throughout heaven and earth. He alone is "The Bald One"

Alex Wimble Wombles - When you've Wimbled all your Wombles.

by ItsGojover April 15, 2024

Womble

Some crying bitch from 461

Wahh wahh I got hit in open silver drunk daddy please save me, im always right wahh Im such a womble

by BF461 October 18, 2019

riot womble

A do-gooder who likes to clean up the streets after a riot. Names after the well known Wombles of Wimbledon Common, who make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind.

Look out for the riot wombles on their way to Clapham Junction. They'll be armed with strong language, brooms and bin bags.

by amscray August 12, 2011