pseudo-convo

An online dialogue, preferably with a member of the opposite sex.

Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.

This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.

Additionally the chance to score remains.

"Dude, just call her. Don't be such a bitch."

"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."

"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."

"Forshizzle, yo."

by Woodizzle April 23, 2009

Convo Tease

Someone who gives you bits and pieces of a conversation/ story over a long period of time, specifically during a conversation over texting, bbm or any other electronic form of conversating with someone.

Person A (Convo Tease): "Hey so I started some drama tonight!"

Person B: What Happened?

10 minutes pass...

Person A: I upset a girl who is close to my friend."

Person B: OK... What Did you do?"

10 mins pass...

Person A: "Can't talk about it right now I'll call you later."

Person B: "Ok ConvoTease! Thanks for piecing the puzzle together!"

by TheGirlWhoGoesQui April 28, 2011

Convo

Chores or things to do

Have you finished all your convos yet? Only used in California

by Jave ega February 4, 2017

Group convo

A place where your best friends can watch you talk to apparently yourself

This group convo was shit because none of you ever respond and I think you're dead.

by thebug01 July 13, 2015

Condom Convo

Conversation you have to understand if you’re exclusive or not.

Gaia: you look pretty pale girl, are you ok?
Caro: no! we just had the condom convo

by Beacarogaia March 7, 2021

Convo Hogging

When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.

See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.

by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 28, 2011

convo-envy

Feeling envious of participants of surounding conversations, especially while sitting in an awkward silence.

Origin, Bay Area, mid 2000s.

Man, my friend is too busy talking about AFI with the scene kids, and im too far down the table to talk to the WoPo players. Ive got hella convo-envy!

by 280 fog July 20, 2025