Crystal Maze

A pub that frequently serves after hours, otherwise known as a lock in.

Comes from television programme the Crystal Maze where contestants could get locked in if they failed to complete tasks.

I’m going to the Royal Oak tonight.

Ah the Crystal Maze.
Why do you call it that?
Automatic lock in.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones October 25, 2023

pronoun maze

Noun. Part of a conversation wherein the excessive use of pronouns (he, she, they, it, this, what) makes listeners lost. Also called extreme "high context" speech.

- "Wait! He hit you? Who hit you? Jeff or Tim?" "No, it was Sam. Sorry for the pronoun maze. I hate it when others do that to me, too."
- "You ran into 'him'?" "No. Into 'her'. 'He' was watching." "With 'them'? I thought 'they' had left." "Yeah, 'they' left with 'him'." "With which 'him'? This is becoming a pronoun maze. Start over."

by UGiveUp November 11, 2017

Yuri mazing

Yuri mazing means you're amazing

Person1: Dude can Yuri come
Person2: Who's yuri
Person1:Yuri mazing

Person2 Dude....

by Xx_gamerguy_xX October 28, 2019

Bunnings Maze

A covid maze out the front of a Bunnings Store, usually large in size to control people waiting to enter a Bunnings Store during covid times. The maze is always marked out using tall orange traffic cones and reflective white and red tape to control people in lines. You will usually find a clueless "security guard" waiting for you to show your check in QR code to.

I went to Bunnings and found a Bunnings Maze. So instead of waiting like a dickhead, I went to another store!!

by Unknown5000! October 8, 2021

Crystal Maze

The act of pushing Cocaine into someone's arse hole and then getting them to fart to the coke into your face. The idea is to sniff and chase all of the airbourne cocaine before it settles. The phrase comes from the UK game show 'The Crystal Maze' in which, during the last challenge, contestants chase lots of airboure tickets whilst inside a dome to see how many they can grab.

I Crystal Mazed her last night and she got the lot!

by Raoul Duke - Supergeek May 18, 2005

Uuuuh-mazing

When something is so amazing, it has to be emphasized with a longer beginning pronounciation.

-Did you see Black Swan?
-Yeah, it was Uuuuh-mazing!

by The Swaggermaster January 7, 2011

corn maze

A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.

mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.

Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.

by marcsu October 20, 2018