Siri's interpretation of cock smooch
by Cock farm November 13, 2014
Get the Cock Amishmug. I would use my little finger, but I like using cock' s more than a true fag ever could; say' s the cock dyke!
by Mm good December 12, 2020
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by mega ultra super dick king May 2, 2021
Get the garlic cockmug. 
by glitterguts November 2, 2014
Get the cock offmug. 1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022
Get the Cock Merchantmug. by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020
Get the Cannon Cockmug.