hangass face

This is when someone has a face that just hangs there lookin' like a nasty ass. So atrocious no man will even fuck that face much less kiss and caress it.

Ernie was all wound up like a tomcat high on catnip with 30 females in heat in his alley. However, he lost all of his sexual drive when he saw her, who was known around town as hangass face. He just walked back to his car and vaped in disgust.

by von groovy August 15, 2024

high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.

Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?

by JRizzle2016 February 5, 2020

resting gamer face

that ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game
(blank stare and mouth breathing)

bro jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr.

by unoriginalsins February 24, 2024

irrelevant save-facing

1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.

2. Being a pedantic nuisance.

"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"

"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"

by b0nes_malone October 16, 2023

Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

Your face

I'm the 1%.

Hym "No. I'll say it to your face. Your face isn't special. You're not to good to get insulted and you aren't Joe Rogan so what are you actually going to do? Avoid saying shit to MY fucking face. Avoid me entirely so you don't look like and idiot when I call your bluff. That's what you're going to do. ESPECIALLY if my imaginary Frankenstein is with me. I'd be hearing a whole lot of 'sir'coming out your mouth. 'Yes, sir. Please don't be mean to me online, sir.' Getthefuckouttahere with that."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Puppy face

How niggas look at you when they want some wings

*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings

Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”

Person 1: *Puppy face

Person 2: *sigh

“Alright fine”

by Ncthh5 June 18, 2023