Chowder Dogs

Individuals who lap up gossip to waste time in the workplace.

Cut the crap 'chowder dogs' and get back to work!

by Nivag Thig October 26, 2007

Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"

Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"

by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 3, 2008

Dog shit

Dallas tx way of saying “ a lot of money”

We having dog shit

by Definethesouf June 21, 2025

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

big dog syndrome

when someone has lived for so long in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement to themselves and act as if there isn’t a relevant world outside of their town. Someone with small-town syndrome usually is majorly concerned with gossip and events only happening with people in their town and let their life revolve around such meaningless rumour

Ryan really has big dog syndrome. Despite being 30 and graduating 12 years ago, he kept wearing his letterman's jacket and talking about the good old days of Smallville football.

by mikehoncho89 June 1, 2022

Chili dogged

When you take a poop on a womans chest then you proceed to tittie fuck her. The poop is the chili and you cock is the dog and her tits are the buns put all three together and you have a chili dog

Hey man I heard that you chili dogged that hooker you got last night

by Drudown86 November 7, 2019