California hot pocket

Is where a woman has anywhere from 2 to 10 guys cum in her and then she gets pawned off on the last guy

Damn bro you know the savage Jane ? I was with that last night and that California hot pocket fucked me over

by California creamy hotpocket January 10, 2024

Hot Girl Walk

Coined by Mia Lind @exactlyliketheothergirls on TikTok. A 4 mile outdoor walk where you’re only allowed to think about three things: things you’re grateful for, your goals, and how HOT you are.

“Why are you always outside walking?”
“I’m not just ‘walking’ I’m on my Hot Girl Walk”

by crystal7pjuk1 January 11, 2024

Airy Hot Tub

Ride a convertible with the top down in sub freezing temperatures, with the heat blasted inside and heated seats turned on

It’s 30F outside. Time to hop into the airy hot tub.

by funnychiron January 12, 2024

dry socket hot pocket

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

by Terry Y January 13, 2024

6am hot dog

Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.

Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.

by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024

hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

Hot Pasty

An attractive woman from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Toivo Rintamaki: Ya sure are quite da little hot pasty, ain't ya!
Toivo's 15-year-old niece: ...

by Nigel Thwok January 15, 2024