by ratatouillelover November 7, 2022

by Sashtime April 3, 2018

by GoofyDoofy389 November 27, 2023

(dum-bee-stoo-pid-id-ee-et-hed)
•NOUN• What a simp calls his endeared, and uninterested girlfriend. Typically a cringe form. Not based in redpill.
•NOUN• What a simp calls his endeared, and uninterested girlfriend. Typically a cringe form. Not based in redpill.
by geerw April 22, 2021

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid
John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's
Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done
John: bro its friday
Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done
John: bro its friday
by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
