Sog Dog

A pure sog dog sex machine that loves playing soggy doggy with his friends. He is very gumpy and plays with his sog dog while watching his favorite sport as he is a gingy

Oh, hey Kyle is that the sog dog over there?
No, i am a sog dog!

by monkeytoes46 October 19, 2025

Walk the dog

A sexual role play in which you mimic the act of an owner walking their dog.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.

This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.

*during a FaceTime call*

Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.

The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.

by Dogwalker1234 January 6, 2020

Dumbass Dog

I sit here, thinking about the old times with Christ. Reminiscing about LeGoat, Luc, Melvin, Alex, all the past family members of Christ. I cry myself to sleep... wondering if they’ll ever return. We must pray. PRAY OUR FAMILY RETURNS! <a:patrickpray:812169869080002610>

Bro you are such a dumbass dog.

by Penis27444 February 23, 2021

Dog

Dog.Mans best friend as they say.They will never leave your side and will be the best friend you will ever had, for man, women, and everyone in general.Dogs don't talk back,or talk bad about you behind your back.They wouldn't even if they could talk.Try getting a dog.They will change you.

Kyle:Hey did you see Emilys dog, he bit someones arm who tried to attack Emily.
Victor:Ya I saw! It was epic!!!!!

by imapersonlikeyou November 9, 2020

bites the dog

A. When something sucks beyond all levels
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)

A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"

by MistaJ478 September 15, 2022

Deep dog

When someone penetrates you really hard hand deep. Like really hard. Like you wanna tell but the sound doesn't wanna come out because your throat is blocked via your asshole.

"How was it?" "He deep dogged me so good I can wear my asshole as a hat for the next month"

by Deepdog December 2, 2021

bungo stray dogs

An interesting anime/manga about an orphan who joins a detective agency comprised of (mostly) gifted members which often ends up clashing with similarly gifted threats. BSD is known for including a cast of unbearably atteactive characters as well as having an annoying, delusional shipping fandom (some would argue as bad or worse than the MHA shipping fandom) who projects their gay desires onto the characters and who, despite knowing that none of the ships are or will be canon and that none of the characters align with their strange headcanons, still promote ships as though they are canon. If you hate obnoxious shipping fandoms, stay away or don't interact with the fandom.

A (normal): "Hey, do you watch/read Bungo Stray Dogs?"
B (moronic): "Omigosh, yesss, bestie! I ship–"
A (normal): "Ah– please shut your mouth you obnoxious, fanon-loving moron and try to pay attention to the plot for once."

by Razer_rl March 28, 2025