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National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.
by Anon112312 February 18, 2022
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National potato day

May 11th is national potato day! This day you will do whatever you want with potatoes. Make fries, boil them, fry them, and many other cool ideas. Make sure to share this with a friend and remember, go celebrate potatoes!
National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.
by I.Love.Her May 11, 2023
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National Chris day

On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.
Chrizz: "please help 😨"
Chris: "Oh alright 🔥"
And that's how national Chris day started
by Greygovernment December 6, 2023
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National Bully Ebby Day

October 26th is National Bully Ebby Day, a content creator on Instagram. He's a silly little bean and everyone must flood is DMs telling him he is, indeed, a silly bean.
Mega: Aye yo, it's October 26th! National Bully Ebby Day!
Cleo: Time to send the silly bean his DM!
Ebby: Guys please don't-
by xIndiArtsx October 12, 2022
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National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
by Majmun November 7, 2022
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National Ask Your Crush Out Day is where whoever you ask out, has to say yes. If they say no then you can slap them :D Then show them this. Congrats.
"Will you go out with me? Cant say no, its NATIONAL ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY."
by Kool Kid Drip April 9, 2021
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National Armpit day

National Armpit day is the day where you tackle your partner’s armpit hair to show them you love them.
Susan: Its National Armpit Day!

Bob: Get the hell outta here
by kalythebanana March 8, 2023
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