Pulls

Masturbating at the same time you are doing a poo, pulling and pushing simultaneously

I didn’t have time for a poo and a wank so I just had a pullsh to save some time

by @Marmaladememes January 2, 2019

pull up

come over

Jake: "pull up"
Brian : "I will be right over"

by Lilabee_ April 16, 2022

Brown Pull

When you shit into your hands and then jack off using the shit as your lube

Eddie: "where's Glen gone"
Adam: "he's down in the toilets having a brown pull"

by Manson81 October 12, 2022

pulled a jeremy

pulled a Jeremy is the act of either slapping the air or fake slapping someone and the slap somehow hit you instead.

"Woah dude look here he just pulled a Jeremy"

by bambaby07 June 6, 2022

Pulling a wilby

Flaking, not showing up and making excuses

How you gonna skip the gym? You pulling a Wilby right now!

by JB20 September 13, 2023

Pulling a Lochlan

Pulling a Lochlan is the act of intentionally gaslighting another constituent whilst actively engaging in anal intercourse with them.

Person 1: My goodness, I can't take all this rubbish coming from your mouth. You're pulling a Lochlan.
Person 2: Shit!!!

by Celine Dion Fan Account May 9, 2023

Pulling an RBG

An unfortunate maneuver by which an elderly public servant, inspired by a perception that they are uniquely capability of championing their ideological cause, refuses to relinquish their position as they dismiss legitimate concerns about their health. The completion of the maneuver entails the untimely death of the public servant by natural causes, resulting in the partial or total rollback of meaningful reforms, policies, etc., which the person had dedicated their life to establishing.

Joe is pulling an RBG. This dude's gonna be toast by Halloween and then we're really gonna be up shit creek without a paddle.

by Morty Bridges July 8, 2024