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Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.
Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."
by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019
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Baby Making Feet

When a petite and beautiful girl looks good in shorts and flip flops. And she teases you by the way she walks showing and teasing you with her cute feet.
That girl in shorts has cute baby making feet.
by Track1Track2Slide August 5, 2024
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miss baby

a tall bicycle seat head who wears a white sweater
Miss baby was at clark park on a field trip with her students
by gena wena October 15, 2020
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boohoo baby

The only valid thing to say to someone when they're complaining about anything.
Jimmy: Someone just stole all of my money!

Bob: boohoo baby
by chesyon January 4, 2023
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baby otillie

A goofy little goofball that’s one year old and a little bit pale
Biggddady: how old are you
BabyOtillie: im 1😝☝️
And then baby otillie starts dancing
by Kukarofittor July 30, 2023
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CUP BABY

a child of the sperm donor faction never went from the sack to the womb

a Fatherless individual
e1. GTFO OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN CUP BABY
e2. get a load of the fuckin cup baby
e3
by anonymous May 1, 2025
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Baby Blues

During a short period of time after childbirth, due to the changes in hormones in women's bodies during this complex time, many women may feel moody and depressed, but feeling like they should be happy because their baby is born. This is often defined as "the baby blues". It's like a more common, less severe, temporary post-partum depression.
Woman 1: "After all the time it took for me to finally get pregnant and all of the pain and discomfort I was put through for nine months, shouldn't I be happy that I finally have a baby? It kind of feels like I don't even want to be with him..."
Woman 2: "You're just having the baby blues. I promise to you in no time you'll feel way better. You should look up some information to see how it affects your brain and so that you see you're not alone in this."
by arv_mad February 7, 2024
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