cool man syndrome

when you have the cool man sydrome you become cool

your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material

"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."

"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."

"so how's the family?"

by Gynuq December 15, 2019

OLD MAN MCDONALD

A man named Mr. Mckague who is a boomer and really big piece of shit he will lecture you for things you haven´t done he sucks cock and is so old he taught Moses in school.

Oh shit its OLD MAN MCDONALD!

by OOFERBOI^666 December 18, 2019

Big man’s burden

The burden of the biggest man in the group to sit in the front seat of a cab.

Sid was 7 feet tall. He felt the big man’s burden to always sit in the front seat.

by srav August 1, 2019

Pac-Man Titties

Ones bigger than the other!

“She has Pac-Man titties”

by Slobonmyknobbob May 24, 2018

Portland strong man

Two participants use a double sided dildo in their anus to play tug-o-war.

Ashley: my sphincter is so strong! I bet I could beat you in a Portland strong man conpetition!
Aubrey: bring it on bitch! Mine’s way tighter!!

by Hey Siri what’s my name May 3, 2018

the man, the myth, the peasent

An addaptation of the common phrase of "the man, the myth, the legend", typically used to describe someone who is male of gender, who is very popular, but is not, by any strech of the imagination a "legand". For example, some of your closest friends

Before entering a room, a friend shouts: "Please welcome Jack, the man, the myth, the peasent!"

by A true peasent March 5, 2020

Black man special

A black man who goes after fat easy white or Hispanic woman to use them for food sex shelter and breeding. These typen of women are low hanging fruit so they happily fall victim and 90% end up single mothers or domestic violence victims.

Oh he with her for some food sex and shelter. He a black man special to her

by Itbelikethatbro March 6, 2020