by Dr. Purtle April 08, 2021
Used to describe a woman with low sexual value, typically synonymous with "hoe" and "thot". It is derived from her genitals being worth that of a Mcdouble.
by Fatfuckingballs99 April 19, 2023
by momothemaster99 March 07, 2024
The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.
Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023
by singlet hopper January 28, 2024
when there's a tampon string hanging out of a pussy and someone rings it like a bell causing queefs to come out
by rufus rebecca May 03, 2020
Used to describe some sweet pussy that will have you slamming your balls against it, or balls deep inside.
person 1: how’d ur date with Ari go?
person 2: bro she had some slamming pussy, i was balls deep in her.
person 2: bro she had some slamming pussy, i was balls deep in her.
by tradwifebodybuildersupermodel July 16, 2024