shit faced

this is when you drink too much and it lookes like ur fucked up

dam im shit faced i gotta get some coffee

by luv myself October 8, 2006

I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017

Hot Shit Air

When you go into the washroom and discover quickly that the person before you had a Huge Steaming Dump because you can taste and feel the Hot Shit Air.

I dry heaved when I used the Shitter after Jose shat his guts out. The Hot Shit Air fogged up my safety glasses.

by will bitten December 17, 2017

Don’t Give A Shit

It means that you are not interested in or worried about something or someone; that you place no value on something, an event or a person; that you do not care and are uninterested. It means that you place less value on it than you do on a turd, says it all really.

“Malcolm had a hissy fit when he found out he wasn’t invited to your birthday bash.”
“I don’t give a shit.”

by AKACroatalin June 15, 2017

Shit your eye

When someone is making fun of you and you want to send the person to hell but more! and you don't want to use the f-word.

Carter: Congratulations Mr. Obama for the Nobel Prize. Remind me, what did you get it for?

Obama: Shit your eye!

Carter: Shit your own eye!

by peterSKhiking January 7, 2010

shit eater

your mom when she is spred open and when you lick her all over you become a shit eater......kinda like megan

megan is a shit eater lets kick her!!

by cory March 17, 2005

Buffalo Wild Shits

The inevitable uphill battle you wage against a toilet after eating a large meal at Buffalo Wild Wings. Occurs within 24 hours after eating large amounts of wings and involves loud farts and explosive chicken wing shaped diarrhea.

Joe: "Almost missed my train into the city just now cause I got struck with a brutal, ass-tearing round 2 of the Buffalo Wild Shits. No Sunday picnic, let me tell ya"."

John: "No kidding, I got them on the way to work this morning. Had to book it to a stall and the Buffalo Wild Shits made my bottom burn like mango habañero.

by a-Dawwwwwg December 12, 2011