well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022

don't let me breathe

What you say to your lover when you're deepthroating his member

Girl 1: FUCK don't let me breathe
Boy 1: my c**** is so big you won't be able to babe girl don't worry

by physicsslut101 November 16, 2017

Retro-Me

A past version of oneself, often less mature, experienced, or evolved.

A person going through experiences you’ve already been through — someone metaphorically walking in your footsteps.

“When I saw him struggle with the same doubts I used to have, it felt like watching my retro-me.”

by Ernest Fedor May 23, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck TO The Zimmer Up<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck TO The Zimmer Up<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck TO The Zimmer Up<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Me La Peino

I'll hit it, or I'll have sexual intercourse with her

Me la peino means you would like to have intercourse with that person... Esteban said I like that girl alot ,mè la pieno!!

by Christopher Ernest herrera December 3, 2023

I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

I guess you don’t like me

by anonymous March 12, 2022

it ain’t me, babe

A verb to describe when an emotionally unavailable person (frequently a man) lacks the courage to end a relationship, and instead draws away emotionally and posts vaguely online about not wanting to be in the aforementioned relationship—perhaps going as far as to post Bob Dylan’s 1964 hit “It Ain’t Me, Babe”—without having actually broken up with their partner.

Ian hasn’t texted me in three days and I just looked at his story—I’m totally getting It Ain’t Me, Babe’d.

by fucko2000 November 22, 2025