Eatapuss Syndrome

A punchline in the comedy act of The Black Jester, referring to mommy issues and lesbianism. Regarding seeking sentimental validation (sexually) from another woman.

She ran through a million dental damns due to her Eatapuss Syndrome.

by pornstitute November 14, 2023

NTMY Syndrome

Originated from the webtoon 'Nice To Meet You' - This Is a 'syndrome' In which there Is a love triangle, and the love Interest you thought was the second one Is actually the main love Interest.

^ This happens because readers of NTMY thought Daze was the male lead and Wyn was the second male lead; but the ending has made us discover Mew and Wyn actually ended up together, making Wyn the male lead, and Daze the second.

Person A: "I hope this one webtoon ends up having NTMY Syndrome.."
Person B: "Yeah, me too! They deserve to end up together."

by aaaaaaanoooooonnnnnn November 15, 2023

Sick Man Syndrome

When men get sick, they act like the world is going to end or that they can't do anything because they are dying.

Side effects include, but not limited to:
Patheticness.
Back-Talking and Bad-Mouthing the Person Who is Trying to Take Care of Them.
Not Able to Do Anything for One's Self.
Bitchiness, Crying, and Moaning.
An Attitude Problem.
Turning into a Giant Baby.
Inability to Do Anything Other Than Whine.
Possible Death (at the hands of anyone forced to take care of them).

Girl are you ok? I heard your husband has Sick Man Syndrome. Hope is hasn't neen too difficult to take care of.

by Chellsrn November 16, 2023

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)

A phenomenon observed in individuals who have been involved with Bitcoin for an extended period, typically spanning a decade or more, characterized by a growing sense of disillusionment and resentment towards the evolution of Bitcoin and its community. These individuals, often early investors who have amassed significant wealth from Bitcoin's appreciation, express discontent with the perceived divergence of the cryptocurrency and its culture from its original ethos and intended purpose.

This disenchantment is further fueled by conflicts with contemporary Bitcoin proponents, leading to feelings of alienation and betrayal. As a result, individuals experiencing Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome may engage in behaviors contrary to their initial beliefs, such as advocating for or investing in alternative cryptocurrencies ("shitcoins"), potentially engaging in deceptive practices, or withdrawing from the Bitcoin community entirely in a form of protest or disillusionment. The syndrome reflects the deep-seated conflicts within the cryptocurrency community regarding its direction, values, and identity.

He used to be such a good Bitcoiner, now suffering from Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS) he's peddling shitcoins to enrich himself.

by A person111222333 November 16, 2023

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)

A condition observed in long-term Bitcoin participants, typically those involved for a decade or more, marked by a profound disillusionment with the current state of Bitcoin and its community. These individuals, often early investors who have become wealthy due to Bitcoin's growth, find themselves at odds with the evolving narratives and cultural shifts within the Bitcoin ecosystem. Feeling estranged by what they perceive as a departure from Bitcoin's original principles and intentions, they exhibit behaviors that contrast sharply with their initial commitment to Bitcoin. This may include supporting alternative cryptocurrencies, engaging in questionable practices, or completely disassociating from the Bitcoin community. The syndrome is indicative of the broader internal conflicts over the direction, values, and identity of the cryptocurrency community.

He used to be such a good Bitcoiner, now suffering from Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS) often attacking Bitcoin and peddling shitcoins to his audience.

by A person111222333 November 16, 2023

Muws syndrome

Have a small PP and having over 100 allergies

Hey you cant go outside, you have muws syndrome

by GillyWilly November 17, 2023

Angry Pirate Syndrome

Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.

°search Angry Pirate for definition

Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants

by Kano4545 November 18, 2023