The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
Get the Dog Kirkmug. The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
Get the Dog Engagement Theorymug. where are you going, you're lost, dollar tree Headset, so free, freer than a public restroom, you're literally dog water, 0 PR, earnings check, oh wait you have none
by Naruto1007 January 25, 2021
Get the Dog Watermug. by User T70 July 6, 2024
Get the Dogmug. Layla The Dog, also known as layl, talayla, NFT dawg, or NFT dog, is the cutest dog on earth and is a King Charles Cavalier.
by bo o fan 123 April 26, 2022
Get the Layla The Dogmug. by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024
Get the Dogmug. A common unpleasant surprise one can find on their shoe after going on a walk in the park. Also it sticks nicely to your shoe and will enter every crevice of the bottom of your shoe as to make it nearly impossible to completely get rid of, so a tiny bit will be on your shoe permanently.
Sometimes after you return from a walk in the park, you're treated to dog shit on the bottom of your shoe that you have to scrape off bit by bit because nothing else will work.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 18, 2020
Get the Dog Shitmug.