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Baby kabobs

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
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baby kai

She's original, very talented and unique. She also baby-faced with big bright eyes. She's very caring.She have great hair, a playful personality, and she everything good you can think of. Baby Kai has good senses of humor and is fun to be around.
"Omg I want me some Baby Kai, she's so cool"
by Baby Kai March 13, 2017
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Baby shower

When you pull out and cum on her head
"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"

"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"
by Danger Usscurves May 26, 2016
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The Baby Yoda Show

What the world's most favorite series, "The Mandalorian" is actually supposed to be named.
Baby Yoda is so popular. Wish they rename, "The Mandalorian" to, "The Baby Yoda Show"
by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020
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Bottom baby

A bottom baby is a person who is always the bottom in the relationship, the little spoon, the one who gets fucked, all that jazz So basically the same thing as a pillow princess
Lisa: “oh look at my little bottom baby”

Cam: “ughh, stop”
Lisa tolled her eyes: “you didn’t seem that mad when I fucked your guts out”
Cam then blushed furiously: “BABE!”
Lisa chuckled: “seee, this proves my point
by Wierdo#100 November 2, 2020
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baby pedicure

baby pedicure- what a pregnant womans baby gets when you shove your dick all up in her pussy and rub it back and forth in the hole and your cum scrubs the babys feet and the babys feet get a good rub too.
The baby pedicure he gave me probably swallowed my babys feet.
by PinkHxrnySlxt69420 April 22, 2022
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Shit-baby

A BABY With With a Big pile of Shit on it.
Baby got shit on and we call them shit-baby's
by Apple seed November 29, 2019
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