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National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.
Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020
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National kiss day

Today’s national kiss day. You can kiss anyone, taken or not.
Xavier: yo Deigo it’s national kiss day
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯
by Joeee mamma October 31, 2019
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National kiss day

14-15 july is the national kiss day where you can kiss your crush or friend without them saying no. They can’t say no. You don’t need to makeout if you want to but you have to kiss on the lips so good luck!
Belinda: Hey it’s national kiss day. So shut up and kiss me.
John: Ok *kiss*
by Tanjisen July 13, 2020
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National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
by drnotpepper October 24, 2023
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Frankster Nation

by maggiemae23 December 28, 2021
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national identity crisis-day

The day everyone who can't celebrate halloween has a identitycrisis.
person 1: "what day is it?"

person 2: "it' s National Identity crisis-day!"
by setting66 October 31, 2021
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National Girlfriend Appreciation Fortnite

February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get
“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)

“Oh fuck” (friend 2)
by Hfbdnsne February 3, 2024
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