Gay Baby Mode

The easiest most safe mode on a machine, game, or activity. If the activity risks no life, limb, or cost it is gay baby mode.

I want to play the most difficult mission in this game with my friends, but they only play on gay baby mode.

by anonymous March 6, 2024

IVF Unicorn baby

An IVF baby born (alive still born or #phoenixbaby resurrection) after a first ever embryo transfer (fresh or frozen doesn’t matter) after Years and years and or many years of infertility, ART, and even IVF treatments… (ours was the second round of stims because of NY Covid shutdown prevented our first full round of finished stims and needles and pushing back our retrieval to a cancellation making the cycle a wash failure because of Covid shutdown)…

This is a humbling experience… not one to brag about… because it is something that even shocked our doctors at NYU Langone reproductive specialists of NY especially our amazing RE/IVF doctor Gudas. Would highly recommend all the doctors at NYU Langone on Long Island… they are worth the money and the distance if you need to travel… and NY is a prochoice state… so your choice in what happens to your dna/embryos.

Our IVF Unicorn Baby just turned 21 (months) yesterday! Our baby also is a true Unicorn baby because our baby has always slept through the night since day one! Lolz and is a Gemini lolz so all the more reason our kid is a double headed Unicorn 🦄🦄 lolz and no we’re not bragging just humbled by our parenting experience… because we know that others may never have these experiences even as much as we all hope to have, nothing is guaranteed in life… as our child could die and stay dead in the next 5 minutes, tomorrow or years from now and it humbles us all the more.

by TrashPanda420311 March 8, 2024

Sleep Apnea Baby

A term for someone who makes weird noises, can't breathe quietly, or otherwise makes a lot of strange but perceptible noises with their mouth.

"Did you hear Jack breathing earlier on call? He sounds like a sleep apnea baby."

by Zak Saturday March 8, 2024

like taking candy from a baby

to be very easy

Beating them was the easiest thing in the world - it was like taking candy from a baby.

by Thịnh March 10, 2024

Baby Kia

The most insane rapper to walk this earth.

Person 1 you heard that new baby Kia?
Person 2 yea was he even rapping or plotting a murder?

by Just a person who wrote sum March 10, 2024

vore baby

a character or someone who is inside another character's stomach. usually seen in works of vore/nsfw

N: hey, did u see that drawing of paintbrush and cherries from ii?
Z: omg yea, i cant believe cherries was paintbrush's vore baby!

by Poopy shart March 10, 2024

fundie baby voice

A very effeminate, breathy, high-pitched and childlike vocal style adopted by grown women prominently from an extreme evangelical Christian background.

Not to be confused with a natural accent as it's a technique learned by adult women to express a very submissive tone, mainly towards their male companion. It's a signal towards men around them that they know, like their children, they aren't at all equal in the family dynamic. So she relinquishes away most of the responsibilities and decision-making to their other half of the married relationship. Leaving cooking, cleaning, and child-rearing traditionally being the only duties to ever focus on.

Famously heard in evangelical Christian circles, as well as the tradwife fad.

I never expected to hear explicit tales of ...."migrant gang rape".... spoken at the Republicans' official State Of The Union rebuttal, but hearing all that in fundie baby voice made it somehow creepier.

by BornAgainDragon March 11, 2024