Rip dog

When you are ready to really go after it, alternative to fully sending it.

Hey man, let’s do out and rip dog tonight!

by Ghostfacekilla18 March 3, 2023

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence that contains every letter of the alphabet, also called a pangram

Let’s see what each letter of “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” looks like with every font that’s installed on my Windows PC.

by bluestinger66 February 14, 2023

Dog

Dogs r gay

I win dog

by Gaylordy June 9, 2022

Corn dog

Man gives a woman anul, than the woman takes a shit on the mans penis. The man pulls out with the shit still on his penis which makes it look like a corn dog. Than the woman eats it.

"Man I gave my girl a corn dog last night"

by You know me1234 April 19, 2014

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Big Dogs Gotta Eat To

Even the biggest bloke has to eat

There's a family feast happening and the tallest biggest man comes in let's everybody know that the Big Dogs Gotta Eat To.. 🙂

by Grim6891 May 12, 2023