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Okay I get that you want to get horny and start wanking but please instead of jacking off to urban dictionary just go to church. Jesus Christ would love for you to do that.
Go to church please it would help out Jesus in his fight against Lucifer. Also stop wanking. If you are gonna do something like that anyway at least have 2 player sex.
by Please Just Go To Church February 1, 2023
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birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
by Vita Smart November 28, 2022
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sex

Boi this aint no porn site, why are you taking your pants off.
Bruh he just searched sex in urban dictionary and he started to masturbate
by xX360RetardXx April 16, 2019
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National sex day

12 june is the day in which you can have sex with someone even if u are gay or straight, in a relationship or not.

Celebrate sex by having sex.
Lets have sex.

No, wtf.
But its 12 june, the national sex day
Ah, ok.
by MisterNo June 9, 2020
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Golden Corral Sex

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.
Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.
by Stephlog June 2, 2024
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Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult

The cult following of former NFL quarterback, Jim McMahon. Mostly referring to his tenure in Chicago.
Yeah man, I’m in the Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult. I love Jim and his big gay nazi cock!
by JimmyMac9 June 6, 2024
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