I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

salami face

gryffin Mcgowan

dang gryffin mcgowan has such a salami face

by HT132 November 7, 2019

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015

The Face Kicker

The face kicker is a shot of alcohol with a bump of ketamine in it. The k and booze mix in the stomach and hit so hard its like being kicked in the face

Adam is doing the face kicker again. I'm surprised he can still stand

by ekul merlini February 24, 2008

Snatched Face

A defined model like face, with a protruding bone structure and tight clear skin.

Bella Hadid has a snatched face.
Meaning her face is defined and model like.

by Bellahadidbestie July 20, 2022

Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out, looks good in all angles, is photogenic, etc.

“Ashley is so beautiful, bro. Her face card never declines.”

by soleada October 25, 2025

Face Fuck

When you fuck someone but pretend they are someone else

I wanted to fuck my best friends sister but she wasn't here so I had sex with some chick And pretend it was her; Face Fuck

by Isabella12345Jolie May 4, 2022