Poor Man's Speakers

Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)

Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!

My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!

by EvilGinger84 March 18, 2013

Majestic Man-Crab

A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.

Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

by TotallynottheManCrab June 12, 2013

pulling a peyton manning

Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.

"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."

The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"

by Mrs. Manning February 2, 2014

Dead Man's Float

Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe

The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float

by x11198109v0 October 3, 2014

european man bag

European Man Bag is a bag roughly proportioned to the size of A5 scrapbook. Typically worn across the chest, off a single shoulder. The bag is design for the todays, modern ethnic man, operating outside of the drug trade and hence negating the requirement for the hallmark bumbag/fanny-pack, instead leaving the world to guess as to their dubious sexual proclivity.

George Michael "Do you think the one with the European Man Bag will meet me in the bathroom?"

by roflcopter14 January 1, 2014

One man Twister

Slang term for masturbation

"Man this sucks, gotta go home and play some One man Twister"

by Keeper Of Secrets June 9, 2015

white man clean

A vehicle typically owned by elderly white people that is in almost mint condition from having always been garage kept, and rarely driven.

I'm thinking about buying this 98 cadillac. It's got low miles, and it's white man clean.

by bahamut78 July 12, 2015