LOVE OCOLYPSE

THE COMPLETE, HORRIBLE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION OF ONE'S LOVE LIFE

A MAN HAS SUFFERED A COMPLETE AND IRREVERSIBLE **LOVE OCOLYPSE** FROM WHICH HE WILL NEVER RECOVER

by Umbilicus May 22, 2023

love

The willful adoption of a responsibility to benefit the beloved while holding no reasonable expectation of reciprocation. What counts as beneficial is based entirely on the lover's understanding of the beloved. Since people don't even fully understand themselves, let alone anything not themselves, it is reasonable that sometimes what the lover expects to be beneficial to the beloved will either be ineffectual or negatively impacting. This is a prescriptive definition.

Lots of women seem to love shopping and drama for some reason. Many children love ice cream. I love my children. I loved my wife all of her life.

by arkainrdk April 13, 2025

love smelling

when you crush more than orange soda.
(aka when you have a bunch of crushes at the same time/are crushing on almost everyone. whoops)

Person A: You have waaay too many crushes.
Person B: Nah, man, I'm just love smelling.

by mikeymisfitstee February 17, 2017

lovely

when you learn at school while drawing a gun

look I'm doing a lovely

by thatsnicxe2 October 18, 2021

Love Frosting

Dried jisms that remain white and crusted on pubes due to inadequate post sex cleanup.

After Eric freaked out on acid, Jillian didn't have time to get tidy and ended up with a nice bouquette of love frosting on her bush like one of those white trees in the lots around Xmas.

by GapingAspHole June 21, 2016

love the quack

Best person in a discord server. Can do 50 push-ups and likes heavy metal.

Person 1: "Man, love the quack is amazing!"
Person 2: "I know! I wish I could be him/her!"

by kuakermassturr23 October 23, 2020

Love

lexi and jezzikah <3

wow look at them lexi and jezzikah are love

by lexibobexiiii January 20, 2022