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meisch dog

A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.
That was very nice, you are such a good Meisch Dog!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!
by KatChen1901 February 23, 2017
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Shepherd’s Dog

A dog that licks the peanut butter off of a humans asshole. Easily identified by the dingleberries on the snout that consist of a perfect mixture of peanut butter, saliva, and shit.
Damn, all I smell is the snout of that Shepherd’s Dog! What a face full of fuck!
by Alan Flint April 12, 2025
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Saltiest Dog

The act of mastering the "trade" with the ladies. You are the saltiest dog meaning that you get the most action from the ladies. Also meaning you have no problem getting action.
Bro1:Did you see Carson Smith with those girls?

Bro2: ya he is the saltiest dog. He gets so much action.
by Hellothere24 August 6, 2015
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My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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Hebron chili dog

A dirty hand job using chili as lubrication.
"I sure hope there is enough chili left over for Tammy sue to give me a Hebron chili dog later".
by StankTwerkWind July 30, 2024
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Dog dick

My dad was getting something out of the cabinet and he stuck his dog dick in my face
by R Rude September 12, 2025
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