baby directioner

Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.

Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.

Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?

Person 1: about a week...

Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.

by A real fucking person December 17, 2013

Baggy Baby

(n) - Economically challenged substance abuser who will occasionally ask permission to search the desk, table or floor of another user for fragments or crumbs if you will of dropped substances of choice to keep for themselves for future consumption.

Bro dont vacuum that stuff up, let your baggy baby todd do it up.

by DEADMEAT July 12, 2022

baby

A person who is mute by choice. Called baby because everyone is still waiting for their first words.

Person 1: "Hey why doesn't he talk?"
Person 2: "That's just baby."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

baby banker

A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and think “walk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.

“This freshman was talking mad game about his DCF for Berkshire Hathaway, what a baby banker”

by Finance Brah February 25, 2025

Nacho baby

The best possible outcome for a playas DNA test.

"Goot news, Qwantavious! DNA test say lil' Antwon nacho baby!"

by grimly fiendish June 5, 2025

Baby Gronk

The rizz god, typically rizzes up Livvy Dunne and other level 10 gyats.

Baby Gronk is the rizzly bear!

by Curtis Tubbs June 3, 2024

AIDS baby

A telepathic phenomenon, a baby that appears from the aether after someone contracts aids. The baby will have every form of cancer as soon as they are born, and will be able to start fires with their mind

“Your so good at math, but your always sick, what are you? An aids baby!

by Josh magosh February 26, 2019