village face

The quality of having a face similar to that of a Russian villager. Synonymous with homely and haggard, suggesting familiarity with farming practices.

Sveta thinks the girl at the corner of the table has village face and is unlikely to ever get married

by OhNoPotato August 12, 2016

Big ass tittie face

You are a big ass tittie face means yo ass is to big and yo titties are bigger than yo face

Hey woman you got a big ass tittie face :) ;)

by Bigboi099 March 7, 2022

cricket face

Someone with big beady eyes who's jokes are unoriginal and boring

This dude got cricket face!

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

Truck Driver Face

Being fucked so good the guy sounds like a jake brake slowing down a semi when cumming

Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade

by JDviewpoint69 February 27, 2022

cheesey face

Another way to say someone is spotty

Steven is a cheesey face, i wouldn't want to lick him

by 0x0skinz0x0 March 12, 2008

Face Dump

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone

My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.

by face dump September 21, 2009